Danny Bonaduce has done what every Survivor fan wishes they could do: he kicked Jonny Fairplay's butt.
If you watched Survivor: Pearl Islands, you'll recall that Jonny "Fairplay" won a reward competition by lying to other players. About his grandmother. Being dead. She wasn't dead, it was just a rotten trick he came up with. The other players threw the competition so that he could win and "find out" what happened to his grandmother.
From that point on, pretty much everyone has hated him; something that he seems to enjoy.
Besides being introduced to the real Jonny Fairplay, Survivor: Pearl Islands also introduced us to his signature move: The Monkey Hump. Jonny claims to have performed the Monkey Hump, "on pretty much every show" he's ever been on. The FOX Reality Really Awards were no exception.
Jonny was supposed to be presenting an award, but the audience was booing him. Danny came on stage and told him, "they're booing 'cause they hate you." He walked away to go offstage, but Jonny stopped him, jumped on him, and began Monkey Humping him. Danny tossed Jonny over his head, and Jonny landed on his face. Hard. He then got up and stormed offstage like a little girl, much to the audience's delight.
And people say reality television is dead.
Check out the video and decide for yourself, but Jonny claims he was giving Danny an innocent hug (he describes it as, "a nice thing"). Looks more like he's dry humping him, if you ask me. And you can't blame Danny for defending himself against sexual harassment, let alone sue him. Yes, Jonny is pressing charges.
At any rate, I'm glad someone finally managed to kick Jonny Fairplay's butt. And Danny, good for you. I would have done the exact same thing.
